Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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