I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
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she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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