i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
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I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
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I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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