I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
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She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Semen is not good for contacts.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
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He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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