She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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