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that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
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I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
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Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
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