just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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