It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
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You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
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Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
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