Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
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About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
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Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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