some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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