you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
Randomize
