Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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