Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
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He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
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We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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