I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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