where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
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