I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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