Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Randomize
