I would go down on you faster than GM stock
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Randomize
