Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
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my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
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It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
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