sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
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My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
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How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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