Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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