You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Randomize
