so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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