K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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