Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
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Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
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How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
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