no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
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I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
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it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
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