how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
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