Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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