Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
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i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
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She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
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