Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
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i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
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He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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