Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
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I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
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my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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