I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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