Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
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I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
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Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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