i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
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