why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I need to calm my uterus...
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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