after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
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It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
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You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
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