Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
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Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
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Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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