You just made me feel so damn special
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
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She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
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she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
I enjoy the company of your penis
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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