Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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