Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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