i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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