shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I just blew my weed a kiss
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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