This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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