it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
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