:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
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Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
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He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
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