How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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