I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
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his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
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Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
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