dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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