I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
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Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
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He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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