Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
