Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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