He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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