Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i just sent this text using only my big toe
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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