I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
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we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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