Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
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Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
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I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.