After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
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Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
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For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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