using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
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Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
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Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
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