The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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