I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
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She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
this must be what syphilis tastes like
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
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Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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